Who will pay the bill?

一會兒誰來買單

　　Women start stressing about this as soon as you both sit down at the table. Will you be offended if she doesn't offer to pay or will you be offended if she does do the slow-motion "let me get my wallet" move? Put her fears to rest by telling her to order anything she wants because this meal is on you。

　　從你倆一坐下，女人就開始緊張兮兮的了。如果她不付帳的話，你會不會不高興？如果她"掏錢包"的動作做慢了你會不會不爽？別讓她緊張兮兮的了，直接告訴她點自己喜歡吃的東西吧，因為這一餐你買單。

What happens next?

吃完飯去做什么

　　Everything is going super great on the date. However, she's debating if you expect to come home with her or if you think she's a giant slut for even thinking that. Make your intentions clear from the outset by subtly sliding a handful of condoms across the table and mouthing "later."

　　這場約會一切都進行得如此完美。然而她腦子里卻在就接你會不會想和她回家？或者如果知道她在想這些會不會覺得她是色女一枚？這個時候你就需要運用合適的行為動作來暗示她一會兒要去干什么了。

Do I actually like him?

我到底喜不喜歡他

　　You're funny, charming, and good-looking in the candle light. She's trying to decide if she wants to date you. Solve this problem by making her fall in love with you immediately. Instant love can generally be created by making sure she has endless drink refills。

　　約會的燭光下，帥氣的你表現得既幽默又迷人。她心里在想的是以后要不要和你繼續交往。讓她放下這個疑慮的最好方法就是讓她立馬愛上你。她看沒看上你？看看她是不是猛灌自己酒就知道啦。

Am I making sense?

我在說什么

　　As she rambles on about co-worker drama and its relationship to problems with her mother, she's simultaneously asking herself what the fuck she is talking about. She wants to make a good impression — and in an attempt to do so continually finds herself telling stories with no end. Save her the embarrassment by constantly interrupting with your own semi-related stories。

　　當她在和你狂侃海談自己同事和老媽關系的時候，她自己心里肯定在臭罵自己我到底在跟他說什么呀。她想給你留下一個好印象，卻發現自己說起話來沒完沒了。這個時候你就該用你的糗事來給她解圍嘍。

What is he looking for?

他找的是女朋友還是一夜情

　　Whether you went on this date looking for a girlfriend or looking for a one-night stand, you know exactly what you want. Now she's attempting to interpret what you want by over analyzing everything you say. Stop making her read between the lines by spelling it out for her — "my friends dared my $100 to ask you on a date, after this I will never see you again."

　　不管你和她約會的目的是真心找女朋友還是只想一夜情，你對自己的目的相當清楚。而她則要通過你的言行舉止來分析你此次約會的目的到底是什么。不要讓她從你的言行舉止中得出"我朋友跟我打賭100美元你會跟我約會，這次之后我們就不要見面了"的結論。

What will my friends think?

和他談戀愛朋友們會怎么看

　　Women get off on judging each other, especially their very own friends. Even if she is falling madly in love with you, she's still thinking about what her friends will say. Assure her that her friends will love you by being extra-good-looking, extra-funny, extra-nice, and extra-rich。

　　女人天性喜歡品論別人，特別是評論自己的好朋友。不論她愛你愛得有多深，她還是會考慮自己閨蜜們對你們這段感情怎么看。用你超迷人的外表，超強的幽默感，超紳士的舉止和非一般的財力告訴她，她的朋友們會喜歡你的。

Do I still look okay?

我看起來還好吧

　　She left her house with perfectly straight hair and smudge-free make-up. However you're now halfway done with your ribs dinner and she's stressing about what's in her teeth and how to get that lump of sauce out of her hair without you noticing. Make her feel more comfortable by smearing sauce all over yourself to the point that you're asked to leave the restaurant for indecent behavior。

　　她出門的時候把頭發梳得倍直垂順，打扮干凈清新。但是你們的排骨餐吃到一半，她肯定在糾結牙齒里卡進去的東西，怎么在你不注意的情況下把不小心弄到頭發上的小殘渣弄掉。這個時候你就可以多弄點食物殘渣到自己身上，然后說要去洗手間整理儀容來幫她結尾。